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Losing My Religion
Even people who know me well often do not know that I was a teenage evangelist or that I was a licensed Methodist minister at the age of nineteen. In the Methodist denomination being a licensed minister meant that I could pastor a church, perform marriages, and...
The Two-Hour Hero
As I entered my local pharmacy, I again noticed a sign on the glass doors that said, “Heroes Work Here.” The word hero is bandied about a lot today, much as it was in 2001 and for years afterward, at least in America, often in ways that cheapen the word as well as the...
All My Friends Are Ghosts
My mother was thirty-nine when she had her last child. Her first had been born when she was seventeen, barely. My mother turned seventeen one day and had a baby the next day. My parents had been married for five months. Thirteen months later, I was born. Four years...
When You’re Lost In Juarez And It’s Easter Time Too
Monday To borrow from Bob Dylan: "When you're lost in France and it's springtime too ..." (I am purposefully misquoting Dylan's lyrics), An odd feeling sitting a hotel in Toulouse, France, not knowing if your flight to leave the country will happen. No cafes, bars,...
How To Survive A Zombie Attack In Paris
My title is not only inaccurate, it is an out-and-out lie. I am not in Paris, but if I had written Albi instead of Paris, would you have known I’m even in France? Probably not. I’m also not writing about a zombie attack. I’m writing about the Coronavirus, aka...
The Zen of Creative Ironing
The question writers are most often asked is where their ideas come from. Some writers cultivate a witty response, the best of which would satisfy even Oscar Wilde. Other writers opt for sincerity and admit that there is no pattern to it, that the idea machine works...
Happiness Is A Warm Gun
I did not grow up hunting, even though hunting was commonplace in the Ozarks: rabbit, deer, turkey, quail, waterfowl. Some people hunted squirrel and possum as well. My brother and I would occasionally go along with our dad and our uncle, but our dad used us to carry...
Is Anybody Out There?
For years I've ignored my web site. For years I've taken a long break from writing for publication - no screenplays, no novels, no short stories. Instead I've traveled the world: seeing new place like Romania, Bulgaria, Croatia, Morocco, South Africa, Botswana,...
Brave New World
Recently, I traveled to San Miguel de Allende, Mexico. I realize that many people think traveling to Mexico is reckless at best, suicidal at worst. While I’m aware of the depraved violence that has taken root in Mexico, I also know that San Miguel de Allende is...
This Life Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds
I often marvel at the frequency with which people self-destruct. My memory easily recalls a slew of names – Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, Al Campanis, Charles Barkley, Prince Phillip, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Sarah Palin – politics is rich with blunders. Almost daily our...